Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Lauren's Favorite Things!!!!

Barney gave away his favorite things on HIMYM last night.

You can read his list here. (Why is that video mirrored? Eh... not gonna worry about it.)

So what are my favorite (tangible, give-away-able) things? What would I give away if I had a limitless bank account and superficial need to give away thousands of dollars worth of things instead of feeding and clothing my fellow neighbor? Bits and pieces of the following:

You are so welcome for this Photoshop awesomeness.

  • Cheese straws and Ninja Turtle gingerbread men from Rolen's Bakery in Dothan

  • Denim jackets
  • Toms Shoes
  • Netflix subscriptions with a streaming device (I've just been reminded to add something to my own wish list)
  • Packs of multi-colored miniature rose earrings (c/o Walmart)

  • Vintage record players (is that a feasible giveaway? Probably not)
  • Gift certificates to Star Bagel and Fido 
  • Therapy Systems skin care junk
  • Eileen West granny nightgowns

  • Complete sets of Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Lord of the Rings. Essential to any imaginative library with or without children users.
  • Aviator sunglasses
  • Oversized Cheez-Its with Zoe's chicken salad.
  • Cases of Left Hand Milk Stout
  • Old school Super Nintendos

  • Gift certificates to Pangea
  • 60-second Nail polish (in a dark purple...aubergine, if you will)
  • DVDs: Elizabethtown, Love Actually, Interview with a Vampire, and Little Miss Sunshine
  • Weekend getaways in Destin, Blue Ridge, and New Orleans
  • The Friends Complete Series box set
  • CDs: Heartbreaker, The Dance, O, White Ladders, and Hot Fuss
  • Loaded Question (Adult Version) games (hilarious good fun)

To name a few. But really, I'd like to think I'd feed and clothe my fellow neighbor. I don't get it. But hey - if Oprah (or Barney) want to give me some goodies, I'm probably not going to turn 'em down.

1 comment:

RRB said...

Barney's Favorite Things just motivated me to finally watch HIMYM. I feel like there's something missing from your list, but I can't quite put my finger on it...