Dearest Baby Hank,
We can't wait to meet you! Nanny Lala apologizes already for the cheek squeezes and moments of exasperation that are sure to come when you poop on her, but just know you are so loved already! Be sweet to your mom today, and don't make her regret this whole Hippie No Drugs thing.
Besides, you've already made her legs swell up like this:
And made her belly THIS BIG!
|Our First Picture - best buds already|
Love you, little buddy!
(In case you're wondering, I call my aunt "Nanny." It's a New Orleans family tradition, and one I hope to carry on with my nieces and nephews.)